Lord Lucan's son speaks!

George Bingham, son of the missing Lord Lucan has caused a media sensation by breaking his silence over the events surrounding the murder of his nanny Sandra Rivett. In the exclusive interview with the Daily Mirror, Bingham reveals that:

•  He hopes his dad was involved
• That he didn't think his dad was involved
• That he hadn't hired a hitman

That Lucan wasn't the primary mover in the situation


So, after 38 years of silence, George has really cleared it up for us! Although this is splashed all over the front pages, there isn't anything really of any substance. Personally I am suspicious as to why all these stories are starting to come out now. I suspect that Lucan has died in the last 18 months, and they all know this, and are talking now that he will never be found.

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Topless Trampolining ...should be in the Olympics!

The video is to raise awareness of Male Breast Cancer, which is very noble. Topless girls on a trampoline....does it get any better than that, I mean, really????????

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Nicola McLean gets them out.

Celebrititties......women who are only famous for getting their tits out.

This week, Nicola McLean attended some dinner but 'forgot' to wear a bra. Obviously the red tops are loving it. Having checked wikipedia as I didn't have a fucking clue who she was, McLean is a former glamour model and TV Personality. Well, when they say tv personality, she's been on The Weakest Link- Page 3 special and Celebrity Big Brother.

With a track record like that, being a celebrititty is the only way she is going to get in the papers, and we here at Lucan News take our hat off to her for it.

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Owen signs for Stoke

Michael Owen, the former England striker who has started 1 Premier League game in the last 2 seasons has signed for Premier League bovver boys Stoke. Despite the injuries, Owen still has a pretty good record. Even at Man United, his record of 52 game 17 goals isn't too bad. Ok, you aren't going to get a goal like the one on the link, but remember, that was 14 years ago!!!

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'Furious' Lucan lost £8,000 in the hours before the murder

Former croupier Barri Hitchen. 61, has just remembered that Lord Lucan lost a small fortune and his temper in the Ladbroke Club on the fateful night in November 1974 when Sandra Rivett was murdered. Hitchen claims that Lucan lost £8,000, around £50,000 in todays money before going mental and trying to turn over the blackjack table. He was then thrown out of the club, about 10 minutes before police think the murder took place. It is a 6 minute drive from the Ladbroke Club to Lady Lucan's Belgravia home.
While the story is believable, you have to wonder why it took so long to tell the story. However more and more evidence is appearing and it looks like the mystery will be solved sooner rather than later.

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Drunk on Digger

Only in Russia......some guy pissed up decides to take his digger home. Unfortunately there are parked cars which are impossible to avoid after a bottle of vodka. Local residents are so pissed off they drag him out of the cab and hit him with a succession of what can only be described as shit punches.

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Boyle, Blunkett and the hypocrisy of the Paralympic Games

Comedian( or vile comedian if you read the Daily Mail) Frankie Boyle is in the news again, this time for 'controversial' tweets about the the paralympics. However if anybody actually bothered to read his tweets, they appear to be mocking football fans, autocratic regimes and Britains decision to go to war rather than disabled people. He made one joke about  blind high jumpers guide dogs being hanged. Well Frankie, that's a load of bollocks as, as David Blunkett found out at the opening ceremony, Guide Dogs are not allowed in. Blunkett, probably the most high profile blind person in Britain was refused entry to the ceremony as he had his guide dog with him. What a great advert for the equality for disabled when they won't even let a guide dog in. Yet it is Boyle plastered all over the papers for a few quite tame jokes. 

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Jail for female MILF perverts

A 38 year old Bristol woman is today facing jail after being found guilty of having sex with an under age boy. Big boobed Marie Friendship faces 14 years inside fulfilling every 15 year old's fantasy of banging some nympho MILF. This follows yesterdays guilty verdict given out to teaching assistant Emma Webb, who is also facing jail. The 41 year old admitted to giving 'sexual favours' which I assume means blow jobs to 3 boys aged between 15 and 17. I bet they were devastated by her abuse of trust.  The judge said it would take them a long time to get over what had happened. Yeah right, the main problem being that the events of that night will be burnt so hard into their wank banks that it will take years for them to forget about it. They will be bragging about it in the pub in 50 years time. Most men will be wondering why there wasn't any perverts around when they were at school. Yes it is an abuse of trust, but I am sure they didn't put up too much of a fight. Jail seems a bit harsh, especially as in Cumbria last week, a 71 year old man got a suspended sentence for sexually abusing a 13 year old. To me that seems worse than sucking off a 17 year old lad....the jammy bastard.

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Caught on your mobile driving in America?

So, what happens if you get caught using your phone whilst driving in America? That's right, you get a right fucking kicking!!

You don't have to look far to find the police giving people a right kicking in America. Good job they don't have guns....

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Shame of Care Home Workers

West Yorkshire, the UK's capital for serial killers and freaks is back doing what it does best...this time abusing some old dear. Luckily this time, the 2 'women' at the centre of the case are now doing time at Her Majesty's pleasure.
After seeing bruises on 89 year old Ivy Robinsons body, and finding her more distressed than usual, her family put up some secret cameras to find out what was going on. What was happening was that the patient was being chucked around like a ragdoll and being spoken to like a piece of shit. I bet it wasn't an isolated case either. I bet they were like this to everyone. Emma Bryan, 29, was sentenced to 4 months doing bird, though she will be out in 2 no doubt. Will she do it again? Probably not. Will this kind of thing happen again? Everyday I reckon.


Here is the video anyway.......

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Neil Armstrong and The Blue Moon

The Blue Moon, a phrase linked with an unlikely event actually takes place tomorrow. It doesn't actually refer to a change of colour, it means that there are 2 full moons in one month. There was a full moon on the 1st August, and another one 31st August. Tomorrow is also the funeral of Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon. Call it a nod of acknowledgement from Mother Nature.

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More to cum from Prince Harry

Rumours around the internet suggest that there are more pictures of Prince Harry's infamous pool party to be released. It is claimed that there are a couple of girls who have further pictures of Harry of events after the game of 'naked billiards'. Although if Harry is anything like me the only pictures after he rubbed himself up and down some big titted Vegas blonde will be of him waddling to the toilet to clean himself up.

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Shirley Robey has more to say...but can't

Ms Robey, who earlier in the year claimed to have booked flights for Lucan's kids to go to Africa so Lord Lucan could see them has tried to back up her claims. In an interview with 'Kent News' she reckons she can't name the person who helped 'Lucky' escape but cannot say who for legal reasons. She also claimed she had never heard of Lord Lucan at the time as she was 18 at the time of the murder. Yeah right. All a bit fishy. She might be right but it all seems a bit mixed up. Apparently her attempts to contact the Binghams has failed. Though I reckon they know more than they let on.

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